I'm a slob

[John Kennedy]

I haven't touched a barbell in 8 months after working out semi-consistently for about 3 years. I ate half of a warm chocolate fudge cake my aunt decided to bring me at 10pm last night.. half of it! Summer's almost here and I've totally disregarded my body all winter.. I feel tired all the time, coffee is my fuel, my body makes funny noises when I move (like snap crackle and pop) and I'm only 24, it takes me an hour to wake up, and I'm out of breath when I walk to and from the subway (pretty much all the walking I've been doing lately). I'm a mess.. Not working out is not good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna try and get my ass to the gym tonight before I deteriorate into a sack of bones. No I will get my ass to the gym tonight. If anyone sees me logged on between 6 and 8 pm come find me and punch me in the neck.

P.S. - I have 2 gym memberships (one from where I used to work and another one that's frozen since I last went in Septemberish). I pretty much have no excuse.

[joeyjoey]

I felt like shit because I need another week or so for abs, but you just made me feel so much better about myself lol. Thanks John!

[ROMEO]

Ya John your a mess guy... you just need to go home and toss back a 12 pack of Duff beer.

SICK

[KeLe.GirL]

Dear John-

As a moderator of NCC's Health & Fitness Forum I would like to help you. I am more then willing to work you out, I mean work out with you & personally train you. I can have you waking up in less then 30 seconds rather then an hour. Although you will definantly still be out of breath, I promise that in the end it will all be worth it.

Let me know if your interested.

Sincerly,
Kelly

[John Kennedy]

Dear Kelly,

Let's bang.

Sincerely,
John

[Matt.]

I DONT APPRECIATE THE FLIRTING ...............LLOLOLOLOL JKJKJKJK

[mikey77]

Originally posted by John Kennedy
Dear Kelly,

Let's bang.

Sincerely,
John :LOL