Damn women drivers!

[admin]

This morning on the NJ turnpike, I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me! so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my new pants, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!

[MissBrandi]

This morning on the NJ turnpike, I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me! so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my new pants, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!

:chuckle

[joeydollaz]

is this a real story ? :chuckle

[MissBrandi]

if it is thats hysterical.

[joeydollaz]

lol oh man i hope so haha

you shouldnt be :callme and :drive :nono

[babydee]

Big Ed and the twins :floor

[Eleni]

is this a real story ? :chuckle

I wouldn't put it past him :keke

[joeydollaz]

I wouldn't put it past him :keke


wouldnt you know ?? :hmmm :heythere

[Eleni]

wouldnt you know ?? :hmmm :heythere


I work in Manhattan love.
When he was out cruising the turnpike in our beautiful clean car I was riding the dirty nasty piece of shit Path :yousuck

[joeydollaz]

i would say call him and find out but his phone is sitting in a cup of coffee. LOL

[hightide85]

This morning on the NJ turnpike, I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me! so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my new pants, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!


ahahahaha I have been there, man! People don't realize the talent it takes to drive, shave, talk on the phone and avoid crazy drivers simultaneously.

[Eleni]

i would say call him and find out but his phone is sitting in a cup of coffee. LOL


:hitting

[joeydollaz]

hmm i just got this same exact message fomr lex on myspace LOL

:hmmm

[kiTTi]

Lmfao

[lex]

hmm i just got this same exact message fomr lex on myspace LOL

:hmmm
what a coincidence right

[lex]

oh and some kid in sent me a message back,

"i think you and that woman driver have something in common....you both are doing too many things and are not paying attention while you are driving......."

alrighty then

[NERO]

This morning on the NJ turnpike, I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me! so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my new pants, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!

I know, happened to me on the belt going west right off 11n, cocksucking bitch driver(no disrespect to the females)

[NERO]

oh and some kid in sent me a message back,

"i think you and that woman driver have something in common....you both are doing too many things and are not paying attention while you are driving......."

alrighty then

see what i mean.
IMMA COP U IDIOT!@