ShaE
03-26-2006, 11:46 AM
The Award Goes To: Paula Abdul
(AP)
Oh Paula. Not since a drunken Joe Namath droolingly lusted for Suzy Kolber during an NFL game has televised chemical dependence been so hilarious, interesting and depressing. Thirty million people per week tune in not only to watch hacks like Kevin Covais and Clay Aiken sing trumped-up karaoke, but also to stand just out of harm's way of the train wreck that is your behavior. Slurring, babbling and nonsensical tales of idiocy are your three favorites lately, with the concave-handed clap coming in a close fourth. Did you know an online gambling site is even offering odds (5:1) on whether you'll check into rehab this season? Five to one? Sign me up!
So, Ms. "Cold Hearted Snake," I have a question for you. What's with the behavior that makes you look like someone on a diet of MD 20/20 and Vicodin? If that's the case, we urge you to get help before something tragic happens to you, but mostly because we've got $50 riding on it.
Sucks to Be Runner-Up: Atheists
The good people of this fine land we call America might be divided politically, but according to one new survey, they stand strong about one thing: Americans hate atheists. That's correct, much more than gays, Muslims, Jews and any other minority or classifying characteristic that's normally hated on, it's atheists that somehow come up as the most disliked.
To this, allow us to ask: Why?
Firstly,we'll start with the caveat of we have zero problem with religion, people practicing their religion and so forth. However, it strikes us as bizarre, even oxymoronic, that those who do believe in a God possess such rancor toward those who choose not to. What does it matter to you? Is there some traumatic experience in your past that makes you loathe those who don't believe in God? Has an atheist Witness ever knocked on your door while the big game was on? Has a born-again atheist yapped in your ear on the train for a half-hour trying to talk you into joining their church?
And come to think of it, hasn't just about every war over the last say, 5,000 years, been sparked by religion in some way, shape or form?
Again, religion is fine. Hating those without one is not.
So true :disappoin
(AP)
Oh Paula. Not since a drunken Joe Namath droolingly lusted for Suzy Kolber during an NFL game has televised chemical dependence been so hilarious, interesting and depressing. Thirty million people per week tune in not only to watch hacks like Kevin Covais and Clay Aiken sing trumped-up karaoke, but also to stand just out of harm's way of the train wreck that is your behavior. Slurring, babbling and nonsensical tales of idiocy are your three favorites lately, with the concave-handed clap coming in a close fourth. Did you know an online gambling site is even offering odds (5:1) on whether you'll check into rehab this season? Five to one? Sign me up!
So, Ms. "Cold Hearted Snake," I have a question for you. What's with the behavior that makes you look like someone on a diet of MD 20/20 and Vicodin? If that's the case, we urge you to get help before something tragic happens to you, but mostly because we've got $50 riding on it.
Sucks to Be Runner-Up: Atheists
The good people of this fine land we call America might be divided politically, but according to one new survey, they stand strong about one thing: Americans hate atheists. That's correct, much more than gays, Muslims, Jews and any other minority or classifying characteristic that's normally hated on, it's atheists that somehow come up as the most disliked.
To this, allow us to ask: Why?
Firstly,we'll start with the caveat of we have zero problem with religion, people practicing their religion and so forth. However, it strikes us as bizarre, even oxymoronic, that those who do believe in a God possess such rancor toward those who choose not to. What does it matter to you? Is there some traumatic experience in your past that makes you loathe those who don't believe in God? Has an atheist Witness ever knocked on your door while the big game was on? Has a born-again atheist yapped in your ear on the train for a half-hour trying to talk you into joining their church?
And come to think of it, hasn't just about every war over the last say, 5,000 years, been sparked by religion in some way, shape or form?
Again, religion is fine. Hating those without one is not.
So true :disappoin