My Lunch

[Irina]

So I decided to order my lunch from UNO's ...

They have a Lunch Special Menu which my co-worker told me to order from, because they "usually give pretty big portions and it's cheaper"..so I did :disappoin


I wasn't THAT hungry but was in the mood for chicken so I decided to order a 1/2 GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH. Now let me explain something to you...Maybe it's because I'm a little :yourcrazy today because I'm hungover and I can't understand wtf is going on around me BUT..so far every person I told had the exact same reaction as I did when I 1st opened my sandwhich...which pretty much went something like this:

:shocked :hmmm :shocked :disgusted :tantrum :grumpy

..my co-worker is still :abuse at me and making cruel jokes like "Irina, you know, it's unfair that we all get an hour lunch and you get this HUGEEEEEE meal and take forever to eat it" :shuffle


Here's my lunch...

HALF OF A FREAKIN SANDWICH..Which was $10 btw...AND it was the size of a burger...CUT IN HALF!!! :grumpy

[Irina]

the pic didn't work...but here's the link

http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img00141kt0.jpg

[Jen]

omg! LOL

you paid $10 for that


I would think its a HALF of a chicken not a half of a chicken sandwich

[NOCTURNAL]

I dont get the point of this story :hmmm

you ASKED for HALF a chickenm sandwich ..and THAT is what you got ...wehats your point ?

Question is ...do you want your pickle ? :shuffle

~H

[Irina]

Dude,

It's $10 for half of a freakin' sandwich...WHICH IS THE SIZE OF A McDs BURGER CUT IN HALF!!!!!!! :tantrum


Am I :yourcrazy ????

[Irina]

I would understand if the sandwich was on a roll or a hero..but it was half a freakin' mini bun...it's not normal!!

[joeydollaz]

who calls a pizza place for a chicken sandwich ?

i cant believe it was $10 for that. i think you just got hoses on the office lunch order.

[RICKY]

Worst thread of 2007 By far

[Irina]

Worst thread of 2007 By far

:booted

[NOCTURNAL]

Dude,

It's $10 for half of a freakin' sandwich...WHICH IS THE SIZE OF A McDs BURGER CUT IN HALF!!!!!!! :tantrum


Am I :yourcrazy ????


Maybe Im STILL confused lol

Did YOUUUUUUUUUU request it to be HALF ? or THATS how they ADVERTISED it in the menu ???

if so, then YES, that is WEIRD. WHO serves a sandwich like that ??

if YOU askeddddddd for a HALF ...then :STFU why u complaining for ?? :LOL

..and it just came like that ? 1/2 a sammich ? 1 pickle ..no fries ?? cole slaw ? anything ?

~H

[Jen]

Im so hungry right now and Ive already eaten a egg sandwich for breakfast and a hero chicken cutlet hero for lunch AND a twix ! wtf is wrong with me :cry

[MikeyB]

Im so hungry right now and Ive already eaten a egg sandwich for breakfast and a hero chicken cutlet hero for lunch AND a twix ! wtf is wrong with me :cry

whoa--thats more than i ate

[AiirForce]

what thef cukkkkkkkk???

you should call them and be like HOW IS THIS WORTH 10$$$?? this makes no fuckin sense

And who even SELLS HALF of something, LITERALLY cut in HALF, what the fuck?

did you at least get a side or a drink or something with that? cause 10$ for that is reeee-tahhhh-deddddd

[Turd Ferguson]

this is what happens when people eat meat on fridays during lent.

this has Jesus written all over it.

[NOCTURNAL]

what thef cukkkkkkkk???

you should call them and be like HOW IS THIS WORTH 10$$$?? this makes no fuckin sense

And who even SELLS HALF of something, LITERALLY cut in HALF, what the fuck?

did you at least get a side or a drink or something with that? cause 10$ for that is reeee-tahhhh-deddddd


:excuseme

you need to SIMA down ! !

~H

:chuckle

[MikeyDubl]

I had chicken and rice from the halal guy on 6th avenue.....I forgot about Lent my bad

[Irina]

this is what happens when people eat meat on fridays during lent.

this has Jesus written all over it.

I'm Jewish :booted



Oh and Henry..I obviously didn't call them and say "GIVE ME HALF OF A SANDWICH PLEASE" :tantrum

[James Maxx]

You are now NCC theft target #3

[Irina]

:grumpy


Don't make me get gully :terminato on yo ass.

[Jen]

I wonder what they did with the other half..

[Irina]

I wonder what they did with the other half..

Seriously...Why not just give me the other half ..I don't get it

[Jen]

Seriously...Why not just give me the other half ..I don't get it

yeah really!


I bet u they are saving the other half for when someone orders *half a chicken* sandwich again


or maybe the delivery guy at it and thats not how it really is supposed to be :shrugger lol

[AiirForce]

They sold it to someone else ordering the same thing, make twice the money

But seriously what a fuckin STUPID menu item

[Jen]

where did u get this from again? Uno's?

[NOCTURNAL]

I'm Jewish :booted



Oh and Henry..I obviously didn't call them and say "GIVE ME HALF OF A SANDWICH PLEASE" :tantrum


Well THATS what it sounded like you did ! ! lol

Well, OBV ..answering jen's question about WHAT do they do with the other 1/2 ...well HELLO .if on the menu they sell *1/2 a chicken sandwich* . OBVIOUSLY they sell the OTHER 1/2 to somebody ELSE lol

So, now they coined $20 for ONE sandwich

AMAZING ! :wowsers

~H

[Jen]

Well THATS what it sounded like you did ! ! lol

Well, OBV ..answering jen's question about WHAT do they do with the other 1/2 ...well HELLO .if on the menu they sell *1/2 a chicken sandwich* . OBVIOUSLY they sell the OTHER 1/2 to somebody ELSE lol

So, now they coined $20 for ONE sandwich

AMAZING ! :wowsers

~H

well what if no one ordered that today? Would they save it for tomorrow? Makes no sense

[AiirForce]

well what if no one ordered that today? Would they save it for tomorrow? Makes no sense

No they probly eat it or throw it out

[MikeyDubl]

this reminds me of the time I went to that Soup Nazi place

its like $6 for a cup of soup...it was so fuckin small I looked at the lady like "are you serious?"


you know what it tasted like...............soup

[NOCTURNAL]

well what if no one ordered that today? Would they save it for tomorrow? Makes no sense

the same thing that happens everywhere else ....

the mexicans ..or the rats ..eat it !

:LOL

~H

[NOCTURNAL]

this reminds me of the time I went to that Soup Nazi place

its like $6 for a cup of soup...it was so fuckin small I looked at the lady like "are you serious?"


you know what it tasted like...............soup


Bro ..SOUP MAN is pricey ..withOUT a doubt ...

but you DEF get more than soup. they give you some dope bread ...a piece of fruit ..and even a chocolate for dessert LOL

STILL pricey ..but DEF worth it. ..though I would NOT be eating soup from there everyday !

It's like $100 a GALLON ! ! ! ! :yourcrazy

..but it is some GOOOOOOOD frikkin soup


~H

[MikeyDubl]

I figure I'd have a nice cup of soup for lunch

I drank down the shot of soup and ate the bread and fruit but was still fuckin starving lol

[AiirForce]

yeah soup nazi is the SHIT
it's worth it

[robby cano]

give it to me i will eat it

[Jen]

where is this soup nazi you people speak of?

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm Jewish :booted



Oh and Henry..I obviously didn't call them and say "GIVE ME HALF OF A SANDWICH PLEASE" :tantrum

all the more reason for him to spite you.


:yousuck

[MikeyDubl]

where is this soup nazi you people speak of?

there is one in midtown....one in Roosevelt field too

[NOCTURNAL]

I figure I'd have a nice cup of soup for lunch

I drank down the shot of soup and ate the bread and fruit but was still fuckin starving lol


I hear u ..the cup is SMALL.

You gotta go in there BOWL or nothin lol

~H

[joeydollaz]

so many places offer half a sandwich for lunch. its not uncommon. but according to this menu http://www.unos.com/newmenu/sandwiches.html irina got half her sammie stolen not to mention her side order and cole saw :chuckle

[NOCTURNAL]

where is this soup nazi you people speak of?

Remember THE SOUP NAZI from Seinfeld ?

Well, the guy they bsed that character on REALLY did exist ...

now, they are franchising his soup stores all over.

check it out ..

www.originalsoupman.com

~H

[Jen]

there is one in midtown....one in Roosevelt field too

there's one in Roosevelt Field, really? In the food court?

[NOCTURNAL]

so many places offer half a sandwich for lunch. its not uncommon. but according to this menu http://www.unos.com/newmenu/sandwiches.html irina got half her sammie stolen not to mention her side order and cole saw :chuckle


DOH

click the LUNCH SPECIAL though ..it DOES exist :chuckle


FISH & CHIPS
A big fillet of fried haddock, with fries and red pepper tartar sauce.

THE SOUP OR SALAD AND...
1/2 TUNA WRAP
with lettuce, tomato and sun-dried tomato spread.

OR

1/2 GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH
with sun-dried tomato spread.

RATTLESNAKE PASTA
Tender chicken breast with a spicy Alfredo sauce tossed with penne, topped with Cheddar and jalapéno. Choice of soup or House or Caesar side salad.

CHICKEN THUMB® PLATTER
Golden-fried chicken tenders with honey mustard or BBQ sauce, fries & coleslaw.

SOUP, SALAD AND BREADSTICK
Fast and light. Choice of soup and a House or Caesar side salad.

SIRLOIN TIPS & RICE*
Sirloin tips with sautéed mushrooms and onions on rice pilaf. Choice of soup or House or Caesar side salad. Served with a breadstick.

[joeydollaz]

not to mention the other 3765835324 soup places in the city.

[joeydollaz]

DOH

click the LUNCH SPECIAL though ..it DOES exist :chuckle


FISH & CHIPS
A big fillet of fried haddock, with fries and red pepper tartar sauce.

THE SOUP OR SALAD AND...
1/2 TUNA WRAP
with lettuce, tomato and sun-dried tomato spread.

OR

1/2 GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH
with sun-dried tomato spread.

RATTLESNAKE PASTA
Tender chicken breast with a spicy Alfredo sauce tossed with penne, topped with Cheddar and jalapéno. Choice of soup or House or Caesar side salad.

CHICKEN THUMB® PLATTER
Golden-fried chicken tenders with honey mustard or BBQ sauce, fries & coleslaw.

SOUP, SALAD AND BREADSTICK
Fast and light. Choice of soup and a House or Caesar side salad.

SIRLOIN TIPS & RICE*
Sirloin tips with sautéed mushrooms and onions on rice pilaf. Choice of soup or House or Caesar side salad. Served with a breadstick.

but no sides ? does it list the price?

[NOCTURNAL]

but no sides ? does it list the price?

this is like the corporate menu, no ?

prices will vary from market to market.

still $10 for 1/2 a sammich with just a pickle ?

poor irina :console

she shoulda emailed them a pic ..they woulda sent her a WHOLE sandwich ..dozen pickles ..tub of cole slaw .. french fries, onion rings ...that deep dish cookie dessert ...and a 6 pack of heinekens

:LOL


~H

[joeydollaz]

it really does suck when lunch goes bad. i fucked up my lunch yesterday and i threw a fit. lol