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antknee
02-12-2009, 02:08 PM
Fabio: This is Top chef not Top Pussy

Carla: Hands up! WOOOO! Touchdown Carla! This is my first win. This is the ultimate day for me! Ba-dow! Ba-dow!

Fabio: I am 30 years old and I have to sleep in the bunky bed.

Stefan: I do appreciate Andrea's sportsmanship and her being a nice girl. Of course I will beat her.

Fabio: But I'm a chef. There's nothing that can stress me out. If they gonna give me monkey ass to fill with fried banana, I'll come up with something anyway. It's not a problem.

Jeff: I feel like a hummingbird on cocaine.

Fabio: This is Top Chef not TOP SCALLOP!

Fabio: I am front of the house. We can serve monkey-ass and empty clam shell and we will win.

Toby: When I am faced with a beautiful, well-reared piece of meat, I don't want to stand back and admire it, I want to have full-blown unprotected sex; I didn't even get to first base with the pork.

Stefan: "I'm the only cock in the stall"

Fabio: Next time im gonna do a piece of toast, a bacon, and some bullshit eggs on it... and i'll prolly be one of the top 3
just jess
02-12-2009, 02:12 PM
bunky bed...that was my fave :heart
fabbiioo
antknee
02-12-2009, 02:13 PM
"You think I'm giving up Jacques, no WAY! And he wants peas?! Me and peas are like THIS! ... I think Jacques and I are two peas in a pod." :shootme
chrisd1163
02-12-2009, 02:19 PM
Fabio is definitely what has kept me laughing all season long. The top scallop comment is probably my favorite. And the nine finger comment as well
susieqt11
02-12-2009, 04:03 PM
Fabio—

“Do I know how make hot dog?” No! I know how make sausage!”

“It doesn’t matter how many dragooon you kill, it just matters that you bring home the preencess.”
antknee
02-13-2009, 11:37 AM
Fabio—
It doesn’t matter how many dragooon you kill, it just matters that you bring home the preencess.”

LOL he said this a couple times....and i still don't get it.
GuZzZ
02-13-2009, 11:53 AM
LOL he said this a couple times....and i still don't get it.

it doesn't matter how many wins you get..........as long as you bring home the ultimate prize.

Simple Analogy.


His reaction after finding out he was on the bottom of this week's quickfire challenge was priceless. :applaud
just jess
02-13-2009, 12:11 PM
bunky bed

LOL

i love it
antknee
02-13-2009, 12:14 PM
it doesn't matter how many wins you get..........as long as you bring home the ultimate prize.

Simple Analogy.


His reaction after finding out he was on the bottom of this week's quickfire challenge was priceless. :applaud

ahhh got it. yea he was PISSED after that quickfire
antknee
02-13-2009, 02:04 PM
http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/atlarge/sideshow_bob.jpg
http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/secondhelpings/uploaded_images/carla-767599.png
Jen
02-14-2009, 02:10 PM
I found out his left his wife and is moving to LI
antknee
02-14-2009, 04:00 PM
I found out his left his wife and is moving to LI

:hitting you gonna hunt hm donw?
Jen
02-14-2009, 04:10 PM
:hitting you gonna hunt hm donw?

no need to.


he will find me
GuZzZ
02-14-2009, 04:19 PM
safe to say Fabio is set after this show is over win or lose.