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twilightbee
03-11-2003, 04:47 PM
I told my ex that he was good in bed.
03-11-2003, 04:48 PM
That actually enjoy talking to you....
twilightbee
03-11-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by PhuckU
That actually enjoy talking to you....

Yea and then again I've also told you that I felt sorry for you and your "situtation" :flickTong
Vix
03-11-2003, 04:50 PM
best lie i ever told...God only knows
i cant blow my own spot!
it's too good to mention.
but so sad i had to lie!
TheHipHopBillGates
03-11-2003, 04:51 PM
That PhuckU wasn't a crossdresser.
03-11-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by twilightbee
Yea and then again I've also told you that I felt sorry for you and your "situtation" :flickTong

That hurt... ;'o(
mazznyc
03-11-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by PhuckU
That actually enjoy talking to you....


yeeeeeshhhhhh...thems fightin words.

isnt a best lie an oxymoron in a way.
twilightbee
03-11-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by mazznyc
yeeeeeshhhhhh...thems fightin words.

isnt a best lie an oxymoron in a way.

No i dont think so...there are good lies (the creative ones that you get away with) and there are bad lies (the ones that get you caught)
03-11-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by TheHipHopBillGates
That PhuckU wasn't a crossdresser.

So thats why no one calls me anymore..............
GQ Beats
03-11-2003, 04:53 PM
DAMN IVE LIED A LOT SO I DOTN EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN

BAD BOY I AM
03-11-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by mazznyc
yeeeeeshhhhhh...thems fightin words.

isnt a best lie an oxymoron in a way.

She wanted to fight not me.....i tried to be the peacemaker but she goes and stabs me in the jugular
twilightbee
03-11-2003, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by TheHipHopBillGates
That PhuckU wasn't a crossdresser.

That explains why he was asking me for fashion and beauty secrets yesterday :ROTFL
twilightbee
03-11-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by PhuckU
She wanted to fight not me.....i tried to be the peacemaker but she goes and stabs me in the jugular

stop whining you rotten monkey
03-11-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by twilightbee
That explains why he was asking me for fashion and beauty secrets yesterday :ROTFL

Its not easy being beautiful......
TheHipHopBillGates
03-11-2003, 04:55 PM
I tell people that they are special all the time. I don't know if it's a lie but I'm not sure if they know what I'm talking about when I use special.
03-11-2003, 04:56 PM
I told HipHopBill that he broke his car and he believed me for 4 years.
TheHipHopBillGates
03-11-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by PhuckU
I told HipHopBill that he broke his car and he believed me for 4 years.

yeah phucker thats the last time I let you make out in my car with some pigeon!
03-11-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by TheHipHopBillGates
yeah phucker thats the last time I let you make out in my car with some pigeon!

LMFAO,

You had no choice. It was either that or getting arrested for yacking right in front of 2 Bloomfield cops.
CaStA
03-11-2003, 05:03 PM
i dont lie i tell it like it is, sometimes i think ur better off lying.
TheHipHopBillGates
03-11-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by CastaLino
i dont lie i tell it like it is, sometimes i think ur better off lying.

I agree, unfortunatley this is how I am too. and I think in alot of situations I'd be better off candy coating things.
Benny B
03-11-2003, 05:16 PM
in 4th grade i told my teach my mom died and we had to bury her in italy... so i wouldnt be in school for a while... lol... funny part was when everyone found out my mom thought it was funny as hell..
DaveNYC
03-11-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by CastaLino
i dont lie i tell it like it is, sometimes i think ur better off lying.

never that

then you are just walking deeper into bigger and more problematic situations in the future.
DonnaGirl
03-11-2003, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by twilightbee
I told my ex that he was good in bed.

Sure I'm a virgin!
twilightbee
03-12-2003, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by DonnaGirl
Sure I'm a virgin!
:ROTFL
blvd689
03-12-2003, 10:01 AM
Well...My moms a little naive and we used to get over with anything...
So...
I was growing a few nice plants in my closet at home with a beautiful High Pressure Sodium bulb...Well it came to the point where I started needing someone to water them and do the day/night cycle with the light for them while I was away..
so I had her do it...

Told her it was catnip for the 10 cats my girlfriends mom had at her house...

I can say I had some great brownies and pot tea for a long time...