~sooooooo...i caught a greek waiter dude

[Afroditi]

in a diner speaking in greek to another greek about my tettaSssss last night....this morning...... :teeth

guess how much his tip was?

[Louie Corrales]

:silly

ha caught mofo...

that happens to me a lot... but in spanish (not greek)

[Vivian]

Haa I love it when people talk shit about me in greek, not knowing I am greek myself. I just say something in greek right back to them. Their face-priceless

[MiAmore]

my bosses wife is a white readheaded lady who knows fluent japanese. one day they were at a japanese restaurant & someone was talking about them & she understood every word & before they left she leaned over their table & told them off in japanese.

[CaStA]

you shoulda snuffed him.

[BETTERMAN]

what did he say about your breasts that upset you?

[Afroditi]

Originally posted by CastaLino
you shoulda snuffed him.

may i snuff you?

i never thanked you for the tour last night :tosspanca

good lookin out paTna!

[DaveNYC]

why are most diner owners GreeK???

[MichelangeloWHO]

in the waiters defense the boobs were looking splendid ..

[mazznyc]

At least they use a different language for u. people just start rippin on me in english..lol...

[John Kennedy]

Originally posted by DaveNYC
why are most diner owners GreeK???

it's where the moneys at

[Afroditi]

Originally posted by BETTERMAN
what did he say about your breasts that upset you?

i love u emiL.......

greek waiter dude "you see that girl right there...her titties are fake....right there that girl"

greek owner counting doe "no they aren't they're reaL"

greek waiter dude "nooooo they can't be"

so as they're going on and on about it...

i answered them in greek "which girlz titties" :teeth

i was the only girl there.......

[Afroditi]

Originally posted by MichelangeloWho
in the waiters defense the boobs were looking splendid ..

mr who...i'm cominG out to see you tonight :silly

thanK you for the tittie compliment :teeth

you're a nice guy menG

[Chicago]

can i see?

[Afroditi]

Originally posted by Chicago
can i see?

it's gonna cost u :teeth

[Chicago]

didn't i tell you? i'm filthy dirty old money rich. or can i pay you in NCC dollars?

[twilightbee]

Originally posted by Afroditi
in a diner speaking in greek to another greek about my tettaSssss last night....this morning...... :teeth

guess how much his tip was?

I had some stupid russian bitch once tell her boyfriend to stop staring at me because I was "scary looking" in russian...so I turned around and told her in russian that I must not be so scary lookin if her boyfriends lookin at me while he is walking with her :D

Her boyfriend actually applauded me...stupid girl.

[Chicago]

This is kinda the same but kinda different: There's one of those lubavitcher houses near where i live. And right as I'm walking past it this one time, this lady turns to me and goes "there's a bunch of g-d damn jews living here, ruining the neighborhood and ruining the church!". i'm like "lady, fu** you, i'm jewish. we all are in this neighborhood. why don't you leave?!?" and she kinda freaked. it must've totally played into her crazy world where jews are everywhere like bogeymen.

[BETTERMAN]

this is kinda the same but different aswell...1 day me and this guy were talking and he said "the knicks suck".. to which i replied "yo, i like the knicks!" .. it was a very awkward situation after that.

[Afroditi]

Originally posted by BETTERMAN
this is kinda the same but different aswell...1 day me and this guy were talking and he said "the knicks suck".. to which i replied "yo, i like the knicks!" .. it was a very awkward situation after that.

i get that with the yankees...it just gets weird.

[Afroditi]

Originally posted by Chicago
didn't i tell you? i'm filthy dirty old money rich. or can i pay you in NCC dollars?

your ncc doe status is pretty weak...get back to me on that note.

[twilightbee]

Yea dood, dont ya know? Afro is high maintenance :)

[Chicago]

haha, i already saw her pix in the DJ Vibe thread for free. beautiful! crasivaya! yofi.

[Penelicious]

I was in Bloomingdale's one day and was drooling over some Fendi bag next to a Greek off the boat couple looking to buy a bag. I had my small Louis Vuitton clutch on my shoulder and the woman said in Greek, "I like her bag, it's so cute." to which her man responded, "That bag is so ugly and tacky..you don't want to look like HER do you?"

I was shocked that I just walked away....MEANWHILE I should have kicked that nigga in the nuts.

[Sergeant Chaosss]

Originally posted by Afroditi
i love u emiL.......

greek waiter dude "you see that girl right there...her titties are fake....right there that girl"

greek owner counting doe "no they aren't they're reaL"

greek waiter dude "nooooo they can't be"

so as they're going on and on about it...

i answered them in greek "which girlz titties" :teeth

i was the only girl there....... can you yell at me in greek and make me do bad things

[mikey77]

h ow much was his tip???:ROTFL

[Maxim]

did he throw any comments about your silicone butt? :buck

[woooood]

so are they real or fake? im curious now

[Andrew Thomas]

fuckin pussies speak in other languages
ill say it in english for everyone to hear if i was gonna say something..
honestly theres no better feeling then saying something outloud and making someone look like an ass..

[Mike DirekT]

How do u say titties in Greek?

[John Kennedy]

vizia, vizakia, or in afros case.. vizares