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lex
02-28-2005, 02:19 PM
how the hell am i supposed to compete with her :wallbang

http://www.djdiva.nl/

UNKNOWN2U
02-28-2005, 02:22 PM
Get implants? :chuckle

NOCTURNAL
02-28-2005, 02:24 PM
u just CANT

:chuckle

althoughhhhh .if YOU get implants now THAT would be somethin. Remmeber like that guy who got implants for a year as a bet ? Was ALL over the news a few yrs back

~H

bizzzy
02-28-2005, 02:24 PM
man her face is hideous..

there was a nother one of these chicks..i remember seeing her spin in the back room at centro fly a few yrs ago

blvd689
02-28-2005, 02:26 PM
There's one thats way hotter than her. This is a bad copycat . Really bad.

lex
02-28-2005, 02:27 PM
man her face is hideous..

there was a nother one of these chicks..i remember seeing her spin in the back room at centro fly a few yrs ago
her face ain't nothing a few pills won't fix, who's gonna be looking at her face anyway

lex
02-28-2005, 02:27 PM
u just CANT

:chuckle

althoughhhhh .if YOU get implants now THAT would be somethin. Remmeber like that guy who got implants for a year as a bet ? Was ALL over the news a few yrs back

~H
guy was horrible

FAST
02-28-2005, 02:28 PM
her parents must be real proud..

J. Martin
02-28-2005, 02:28 PM
man her face is hideous..

there was a nother one of these chicks..i remember seeing her spin in the back room at centro fly a few yrs ago


she has a face? Not the best of funbag jobs. Great gimmick though. No need for brain implant, girl knows what sells

eric
02-28-2005, 02:28 PM
man her face is hideous..

there was a nother one of these chicks..i remember seeing her spin in the back room at centro fly a few yrs ago


yes! she played the pink room downstairs...i think it was a black chick if i recall....

FAST
02-28-2005, 02:31 PM
i think I saw her..or another one...in vegas in that club on top the rio ...

bizzzy
02-28-2005, 02:32 PM
yes! she played the pink room downstairs...i think it was a black chick if i recall....


yeah thats her. i think her name began with a P

eric
02-28-2005, 02:33 PM
i think I saw her..or another one...in vegas in that club on top the rio ...

ghost bar....great spot...

J. Martin
02-28-2005, 02:33 PM
yeah thats her. i think her name began with a P


Her name was Pookie

TecHnO JesUs
02-28-2005, 02:34 PM
there is a hotter chick who spun voodoo lounge 2 yrs ago..

forgot her name but i'd recognize her nipps if i saw her

FAST
02-28-2005, 02:37 PM
ghost bar....great spot...


nah that is on top of the palms..


I forge tthe name of the one on top of the rio ...

eric
02-28-2005, 02:39 PM
there is a hotter chick who spun voodoo lounge 2 yrs ago..

forgot her name but i'd recognize her nipps if i saw her


portia surreal?

TecHnO JesUs
02-28-2005, 02:39 PM
nah that is on top of the palms..


I forge tthe name of the one on top of the rio ...

voodoo lounge ya burnout!

she was there 2 yrs ago.. blonde chick with 38 DD

eric
02-28-2005, 02:40 PM
nah that is on top of the palms..


I forge tthe name of the one on top of the rio ...

oh i always get those confused

NOCTURNAL
02-28-2005, 02:40 PM
here's the HOT toless DJ

www.portiasurreal.com

~H

TecHnO JesUs
02-28-2005, 02:41 PM
Yep.. thats her

eric
02-28-2005, 02:42 PM
read her top 10, she obviously has SKILLSSSS haha

Dean
02-28-2005, 02:43 PM
Her name is Portia Surreal
http://www.portiasurreal.com

She played out here a couple of years ago. She is cute, has a nice set of guns, but....I heard she sucked as a DJ.

MiAmore
02-28-2005, 02:44 PM
Her name is Portia Surreal
http://www.portiasurreal.com

She played out here a couple of years ago. She is cute, has a nice set of guns, but....I heard she sucked as a DJ.


look at her top 10...

satisfaction & bucci bag

im sure no one cared what she was playing tho lol

TecHnO JesUs
02-28-2005, 02:47 PM
Her mixing sounded like a day at the horseraces or sneakers getting tossed in the dryer but who cared anyway lol

*~Eleni~*
02-28-2005, 02:53 PM
:sneaky

http://www.nightclubcity.com/forum/Member_Photos/data/503/1e_8.jpg

lex
02-28-2005, 02:55 PM
:sneaky

http://www.nightclubcity.com/forum/Member_Photos/data/503/1e_8.jpg
damn, I always wondered if that was a real picture,

well not real but if she was a real dj or just posed

PacMan
02-28-2005, 02:56 PM
bad boob job

Sergeant Chaosss
02-28-2005, 02:57 PM
lex just spin in a man hammock

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:00 PM
lol, she deff isnt the worlds only topless DJ's

I can name about 10 that are hotter by a landslide..
but in some pics she doesnt look that bad actually

Sergeant Chaosss
02-28-2005, 03:02 PM
lol, she deff isnt the worlds only topless DJ's

I can name about 10 that are hotter by a landslide..
but in some pics she doesnt look that bad actuallyi wanna see the topless dj who blows her fans while spinning,now thats something new

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:02 PM
damn, I always wondered if that was a real picture,

well not real but if she was a real dj or just posed

no, thats portia sureal... she is real but she sucks..

I had to throw her off stage for Thorin once... lol.. she was that bad that they didnt even care what she looked like without a shirt on... the crowd was boo'ing so bad... rofl
www.portiasureal.com

(i think thats her site)

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:03 PM
i wanna see the topless dj who blows her fans while spinning,now thats something new

I do that for Michael :sneaky and I wear his boxer briefs...

Louie Corrales
02-28-2005, 03:05 PM
no, thats portia sureal... she is real but she sucks..

I had to throw her off stage for Thorin once... lol.. she was that bad that they didnt even care what she looked like without a shirt on... the crowd was boo'ing so bad... rofl
www.portiasureal.com

(i think thats her site)



Mel strong arming people... why am I not surprised... :) :Nuts

TecHnO JesUs
02-28-2005, 03:07 PM
Mel chestbumped her and the chick went flying off stage

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:07 PM
Mel strong arming people... why am I not surprised... :) :Nuts


:shuffle :rubhands

PORTIA'S TOP 10 :keke
SURREAL TOP 10
Dark n Sexy House and Breaks
Benny Benassi- Presents The Biz Satisfaction (remixes) All mixes
Data Records



(that is her number 1)

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:08 PM
Mel chestbumped her and the chick went flying off stage


thats right son... I gave her the Ole Trusty 2 and 2... (2 boobs and 2 nipps)

lex
02-28-2005, 03:09 PM
no, thats portia sureal... she is real but she sucks..

I had to throw her off stage for Thorin once... lol.. she was that bad that they didnt even care what she looked like without a shirt on... the crowd was boo'ing so bad... rofl
www.portiasureal.com

(i think thats her site)
hahahaha,

"ok you gotta go", "but but I'm topless", 'put your shirt on, take your panties off, i dont' ccare, you just gotta go" :chuckle

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:14 PM
hahahaha,

"ok you gotta go", "but but I'm topless", 'put your shirt on, take your panties off, i dont' ccare, you just gotta go" :chuckle


:floor

BINGO

I was like, "Yo, son... time to bounzzeee"

Im looking for some pics of a hot DJ chick :wow but she sucks as well...
but she is hot though... im still looking

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:15 PM
how bout this ole bag

Dean
02-28-2005, 03:16 PM
look at her top 10...

satisfaction & bucci bag

im sure no one cared what she was playing tho lol


Agreed.

She used to play clubs out here but now only plays like fetish and erotic themed parties. I guess the novelty of boob baring DJ lost its luster when the DJ plays crappy music.

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:18 PM
lol, meet DJ Mess

:floor

the title matches her well

TecHnO JesUs
02-28-2005, 03:19 PM
how bout this ole bag

how bout this blind dj...

http://www.blindsensation.com/IMG/arton74.jpg

his top 10 are:

unknown
dont know
havent a clue
feels a bit sticky
dont ask
no clue
who cares
unknown side B
whuchamacallit

Victor Johnson
02-28-2005, 03:20 PM
dj diva is a myspace hewa.

lex
02-28-2005, 03:21 PM
how bout this blind dj...

http://www.blindsensation.com/IMG/arton74.jpg

his top 10 are:

unknown
dont know
havent a clue
feels a bit sticky
dont ask
no clue
who cares
unknown side B
whuchamacallit
that ain't right, right there

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:24 PM
how bout this blind dj...

http://www.blindsensation.com/IMG/arton74.jpg

his top 10 are:

unknown
dont know
havent a clue
feels a bit sticky
dont ask
no clue
who cares
unknown side B
whuchamacallit

Holy shit bro... thats too wrong to be funny... But its pretty fuckin funny if you ask me... :floor

TecHnO JesUs
02-28-2005, 03:26 PM
Holy shit bro... thats too wrong to be funny... But its pretty fuckin funny if you ask me... :floor

hey, its an actual dj tho... www.blindsensation.com

but im not sure how the cd's dont skip if they're written in braille... i dunno

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 03:49 PM
hey, its an actual dj tho... www.blindsensation.com

but im not sure how the cd's dont skip if they're written in braille... i dunno

omg, thats nutz

god bless him then... lol

Lauren Lane
02-28-2005, 04:04 PM
how the hell am i supposed to compete with her :wallbang

http://www.djdiva.nl/
she is a wackkkk boootleg dj who went to dj school and uses her tits to get gigs... dont be skurred

dp LeoN
02-28-2005, 04:11 PM
I remember there was some controversy when she spun in Europe where people basically said if we wanted to see topless women we'd go to a strip joint.

robby cano
02-28-2005, 04:15 PM
is she a tranny?

dp LeoN
02-28-2005, 04:55 PM
is she a tranny?


I think you are referring to the one that used to spin @ the 'Windows of The World' bar in the WTC. She used to offer a similar type of entertainment I think...

DJ Melissa Nikita
02-28-2005, 04:56 PM
I think you are referring to the one that used to spin @ the 'Windows of The World' bar in the WTC. She used to offer a similar type of entertainment I think...

Umm... well deff not on a Thursday cause that was my place :chuckle

had a ball up there on Thursday's

joeydollaz
02-28-2005, 04:59 PM
original topless spinner

http://www.portiasurreal.com/

dp LeoN
02-28-2005, 05:26 PM
Umm... well deff not on a Thursday cause that was my place :chuckle

had a ball up there on Thursday's


Yeah it was on Sundays I think....