Favorite comebacks

[mazznyc]

What are some of your favorite replies to some comments people make..

When someone says to me. "If I had done this or if I had done that..." I say "well If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle but thats not the case.."


When someone assumes that Im going along with them and they say" We can do this..." I say "We???what do u have a mouse in ur pocket or something"

When someone someone at work is whining about something I say " This isnt romper room so get ur shit together"

My all time favorite to when someone keeps messing something up..
"I swear...you could fuck up a wet dream"

[alize69]

When someone assumes that Im going along with them and they say" We can do this..." I say "We???what do u have a mouse in ur pocket or something"



"we is too many motherfuckers"

[TheHipHopBillGates]

When someone says something stupid.

Reply "Your mother _______(insert foreign object or farm animal reference)

[mikeyg3k]

i really dont have any set ones i just think of them off hand like in response to this post - marco - its like a monkey fucking a football... all dicked up

heard a funny one on the radio... or was it another post on here....? i dont remember... but...

when somone is bothering you, or annyoing you... you say:

"i used to fuck guys like you in prison"

what is somone going to say back to that?... i think its hilarious... but i dont know if i would use it... lol.