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Vivian
03-19-2003, 01:45 PM
yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box for 20 minutes cause it said CONCENTRATE
03-19-2003, 01:46 PM
Ur Momma so ugly, shed make an onion cry.
Vivian
03-19-2003, 01:47 PM
yo momma so fat she puts mayo on aspirin
joe!
03-19-2003, 01:47 PM
im tempted...sooo tempted..but im holding back
CaStA
03-19-2003, 01:48 PM
Momma so fat she wasnt allowed to wear one of those Malcolm X jackets cuzz helicopters would try landing on her back.
Vix
03-19-2003, 01:49 PM
fuk yo mamas u Son'z of Bitchez!
03-19-2003, 01:49 PM
Ur Momma so stupid, it takes her an hour to make minute rice
joe!
03-19-2003, 01:49 PM
your mamma's so fat she left the house in high heels and came home in flats.
03-19-2003, 01:52 PM
Ur momma so fat she jumped and got stuck
Vix
03-19-2003, 01:53 PM
Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!
Vivian
03-19-2003, 01:53 PM
your momma so stupid she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order
Vix
03-19-2003, 01:54 PM
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
03-19-2003, 01:58 PM
Your momma so fat when she dances, she makes the band skip
TzoNi
03-19-2003, 01:59 PM
yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
joe!
03-19-2003, 02:00 PM
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics.
joe!
03-19-2003, 02:01 PM
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
03-19-2003, 02:01 PM
Ur Momma so stupid, she thinks Fruit Punch is a gay boxer
Vivian
03-19-2003, 02:02 PM
your momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to Makeup her mind
TzoNi
03-19-2003, 02:03 PM
yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it :rolleyes:
Vix
03-19-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by yikes
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

:ROTFL :ROTFL
Vivian
03-19-2003, 02:05 PM
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Vivian
03-19-2003, 02:05 PM
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
joe!
03-19-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Vivian
your momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to Makeup her mind
great!!!

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
TzoNi
03-19-2003, 02:06 PM
yo momma so poor, she cant even pay attention
Vivian
03-19-2003, 02:07 PM
yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper
03-19-2003, 02:07 PM
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head
joe!
03-19-2003, 02:07 PM
Yo mama's so nasty when she does splits she sticks to the floor.
03-19-2003, 02:08 PM
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
TzoNi
03-19-2003, 02:08 PM
yo momma so stupid, she sold the car for gas money
Vix
03-19-2003, 02:08 PM
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Vivian
03-19-2003, 02:09 PM
yo momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out
03-19-2003, 02:09 PM
Ur mommas so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make 3 trips
Vix
03-19-2003, 02:11 PM
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Vivian
03-19-2003, 02:12 PM
yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side
Vix
03-19-2003, 02:13 PM
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Vivian
03-19-2003, 02:13 PM
Yo momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.
03-19-2003, 02:13 PM
Ur momma so fat, Dam shes fat!!!!!!
Vix
03-19-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by PhuckU
Ur momma so fat I had to take 3 trains and a bus just to get to her good side.


viv said that one;)
TzoNi
03-19-2003, 02:18 PM
yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test