joke, haha

[J. Martin]

A 17 year-old tells her mum that she has missed her period for two
months.
>Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
test.
>
>The test is positive.
>
>Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the bastard that
did

>this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
>call.
>
>Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and

>distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
suit
>steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
>
>He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the
girl
and
>tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I

>can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
>charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of

>her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
>stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank
account."
>
>He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories
>and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory
and
>$2,000,000 each.
>
>However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
>
>At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly
on
>the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again..."

[MiAmore]

:chuckle

[babydee]

:chuckle

[Penelicious]

:chuckle

[Tribal Pornography]

rofl

[blondie]

:chuckle



and :chuckle at all the :chuckles

[MiAmore]

:chuckle



and :chuckle at all the :chuckles


your sig :heart

[Bekim...]

madonna looks like an old hag

[blondie]

your sig :heart


and yourssss :wowsers

[blondie]

madonna looks like an old hag

:devilwave

[MiAmore]

madonna looks like an old hag


madonna is an old hag :booted

[Bekim...]

madonna is an old hag :booted
thats what i said heather

[MiAmore]

thats what i said heather


:suspicion

what is your damage bekim?

[tribaljunkee]

:chuckle

[blondie]

Here ya go :devilwave

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1987/oyh_dance_ns1.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1987/wtg_film57.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1990/gaultier_party1.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1990/jml_ns5.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1990/mtv_show16.jpg
http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1993gs/expressdeeper1.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1995/bedtime_party_ns6.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1995/versace_ns2.jpg

[J. Martin]

she looks cool in the last pic

[blondie]

and thennnnnnnn

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1995/mtv_interview1.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1995/glen_luchford1.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1995/four_rooms_ns16.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1998/aa19.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1998/rol_video6.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1998/mtv_shanti2.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2000/christening4.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2000/brixtonshow2.jpg

[blondie]

and thennnn

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2001/grammyshow1.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2001dwt/dwsfl_us5.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2001dwt/impressiveinstant_ns7.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2001dwt/cpg20.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2001dwt/frozen_ns1.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2001dwt/dtm_ns2.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2001dwt/humannature11.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2001dwt/holiday11.jpg

[J. Martin]

damn, she's diesel

[MiAmore]

yeah i wanna play :lostit

http://madonnaru.coolfreepage.com/erotica9.jpg

http://madonnaru.coolfreepage.com/erotica7.jpg

http://madonnaru.coolfreepage.com/erotica2.jp

http://madonnaru.coolfreepage.com/erotica10.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1990/vogue_ns16.jpg

[blondie]

TOO muscular at one point def. :lifting

[blondie]

:keke http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2002/dad_premiere_line_ns6.jpg

[MiAmore]

i ruined the game..

[blondie]

i ruined the game..



no you didn't mAS MAS

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2002/sa_mtv3.jpg

[MiAmore]

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2004/stevenklein_ns4.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2004/nkm_book_hq8.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2003/americanlife2.jpg

http://lcars.altervista.org/images/madversace/foto46.jpg

[blondie]

fwaygo


http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2002/pop2.jpg

http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/2002/pop1.jpg

[MiAmore]

http://web.telia.com/~u11207498/q03e.jpg

http://www.madonnashots.com/pogvid19.jpg

http://www.madonnashots.com/arena1.jpg

[tribaljunkee]

shes either extremely beautiful or extremely odd in some photos. dont like her music but shes definitly an icon

[MiAmore]

she looks like a lion...raaaaar

[blondie]

she has the best boobs in the world :allhail :Boobies

[MiAmore]

she has the best boobs in the world :allhail :Boobies


:agree


the best REAL boobs...


http://www.nudemusicbabes.com/madonna/Madonna12.jpg

http://www.nudemusicbabes.com/madonna/zzzmadonna%20(18).jpg

http://www.nudemusicbabes.com/madonna/Madonna67.jpg

[blondie]

yesss.. they almost look fake they are so perfect...

I hope she does another tour :plead

[blondie]

I wonder if she used to do the ecstacy ... some of those nekkid pics it looks like she may have...

[tribaljunkee]

she has the best boobs in the world :allhail :Boobies
why dont you go back to your home on whore island :heart :heythere

[blondie]

why dont you go back to your home on whore island :heart :heythere


i'll be heading there in about 45 min. @ 5pm :drive you dirty pirate hooker :heythere :heart

[tribaljunkee]

i'll be heading there in about 45 min. @ 5pm :drive you dirty pirate hooker :heythere :heart
Im gonna shoot you with a bibi gun in the back of your head when your not looking :shooting

[blondie]

Im gonna shoot you with a bibi gun in the back of your head when your not looking :shooting



what a pal!!!

:kiss :friends

[tribaljunkee]

what a pal!!!

:kiss :friends
40 minutes until i take baxter for a walk and enjoy a nice glass of scotch :drink

[blondie]

kajsldfoiw7r;woeurfjasldkjfawoei7rwaolkrj


scotch scotch scotch

i love scotch

down in my belly


:lostit

[tribaljunkee]

a lohoyan man clinges to life when he was attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool

asd;fjkla;fja;fhklas

:yourcrazy

[blondie]

:keke



in 10 minutes I'm going to deny the human torch a bank loan..

[tribaljunkee]

In 5 minutes i get to see the arsonist with odly shaped feet :lostit