Nick Lachey Wants a Woman

[Eleni]

In a recent interview with Elle magazine Nick Lachey explains, that after three years of marriage to Jessica Simpson, what he is looking for in a potential new woman:

Looks: "Jessica Alba's beautiful. So is Eva Mendes."

Number of partners his new woman needs to have prior to meeting him: "I'm all for 10 and under, but, of course, as you get older, that number becomes less realistic."

On respect of his music(?): "I hope that she'll at least respect my music. If she didn't like it, I could live with that."

From my book of the same name, this only proves my point "that every man wants the exact opposite of what he had before." In Nick's case, it happens to be an intelligent, talented brunette. As a man, I can tell you ladies that it doesn't matter if you get to bang the hottest chick in the world for three years. After listening to her nag incessantly while telling you her stomach hurts because she hasn't taken a dump in four days, you would pretty much go down on her amputee cousin if it meant you got to hear a new story. Don't get me wrong, no one wants to give Jessica Simpson an angry indian more than I do, my hand will agree, but there comes a point where you would rather get molested by a polar bear than walk through the front door again. On the other hand, let's not forget that Nick Lachey is vastly overreaching here. Seriously dude, Jessica Alba? He will never be able to bang a piece of ass like Jessica again. Not unless that girl in the front row of his show at the State Fair hasn't been discovered yet.




OK so who can blame him? lol..Heres som Eva Mendes, just because :jerk

[MiAmore]

love eva mendes.. but not for nick.. he's a dork :booted

[Eleni]

love eva mendes.. but not for nick.. he's a dork :booted


noooo...he is a cool normal guy Mia :snobbish
He's a man's man, I like that

[MiAmore]

noooo...he is a cool normal guy Mia :snobbish
He's a man's man, I like that

....at least i didnt call him gay :chuckle

[Eleni]

....at least i didnt call him gay :chuckle


yeah but he's DEFINITELY not gay lol...I like Nick and I hope he finds happiness. Not that I HATE Jessica but there is a HUGE difference between the 2. He's still the same guy he was before whereas she is obviously NOT. Phoney bitch :booted

[Da Gabbana]

Hmmmmm Eva Mendes is cuban :sneaky

Maybe there is hope for me! :plead

[Aztec]

Eva Mendes :heart :heart :heart :heart :heart :heart

[MashkaNYC]

yeah but he's DEFINITELY not gay lol...I like Nick and I hope he finds happiness. Not that I HATE Jessica but there is a HUGE difference between the 2. He's still the same guy he was before whereas she is obviously NOT. Phoney bitch :booted
yup.. i agree... he hooked up w her when no one gave a fuk who she was and was just some girl but he was really popular....

then as soon as she became popular forget her values that she was oh so proud of and her im a virgin image and screwed Nick asap.... :disappoin

[ShaE]

In a recent interview with Elle magazine Nick Lachey explains, that after three years of marriage to Jessica Simpson, what he is looking for in a potential new woman:

Looks: "Jessica Alba's beautiful. So is Eva Mendes."

Number of partners his new woman needs to have prior to meeting him: "I'm all for 10 and under, but, of course, as you get older, that number becomes less realistic."

On respect of his music(?): "I hope that she'll at least respect my music. If she didn't like it, I could live with that."

From my book of the same name, this only proves my point "that every man wants the exact opposite of what he had before." In Nick's case, it happens to be an intelligent, talented brunette. As a man, I can tell you ladies that it doesn't matter if you get to bang the hottest chick in the world for three years. After listening to her nag incessantly while telling you her stomach hurts because she hasn't taken a dump in four days, you would pretty much go down on her amputee cousin if it meant you got to hear a new story. Don't get me wrong, no one wants to give Jessica Simpson an angry indian more than I do, my hand will agree, but there comes a point where you would rather get molested by a polar bear than walk through the front door again. On the other hand, let's not forget that Nick Lachey is vastly overreaching here. Seriously dude, Jessica Alba? He will never be able to bang a piece of ass like Jessica again. Not unless that girl in the front row of his show at the State Fair hasn't been discovered yet.




OK so who can blame him? lol..Heres som Eva Mendes, just because :jerk
a stupid brunette w/ vocabulary of " duh " is still better than a dumb blonde :)

[PhuckU]

Thats not what the article said...He was asked who was the most beautiful woman and he said Jessica Simpson by far was the most stunning girl in the world...He said that Eva Mendez and Jessica Alba are pretty though..

[ShaE]

yup.. i agree... he hooked up w her when no one gave a fuk who she was and was just some girl but he was really popular....

then as soon as she became popular forget her values that she was oh so proud of and her im a virgin image and screwed Nick asap.... :disappoin
Interesting how her christian values are so important to her when she's saving herself for marriage, but go out the window when it comes to preserving the marriage/committment itself.

[TheHipHopBillGates]

Guy is a saint, I would have killed that idiot in 3 days, let alone 3 years.

[NOCTURNAL]

The Charmed Life of Nick Lachey .. .

MUST be nice to be in a position to say that he thinks Jessica Alba and Eva Mendes are hot. ..

...and pretty much be able to meet them if he wants without a problem. LOL

He needs to make a BIG splash ...something outrageous ..like hookup with Serena Williams or something LOL :floor

....Ebbbbonyyyyyyyy andddddddd Ivoryyyyyyyy... :groovy

~H

[Eleni]

Thats not what the article said...He was asked who was the most beautiful woman and he said Jessica Simpson by far was the most stunning girl in the world...He said that Eva Mendez and Jessica Alba are pretty though..


Yes it is what he said in the article...he also blames The Newlyweds reality show for their breakup and he said ALOT more but what I posted is just a recap.
He also said talked about some kinky moments that he had with soon to be former wife Jessica Simpson.

"Sometimes I did walk in her shoes. It was sort of a kinky thing we liked to get into," Lachey reveals to Elle magazine about their bedroom adventures.

That's almost too much information.

Nick did make a bit of a comeback as he revealed he's into the dirty talk even though he's just a novice:

"I haven't even realized my full dirty-talk potential. I think there's some greater moments out there for me."

People Magazine adds:

Other revelations from Lachey in the post-marriage interview include him owning up to "typically (being) an overly sensitive person, I lay my heart out there too often."

For instance, he tells Elle, "I've never been shy about crying. Sometimes we're so scared of our emotions that we rob ourselves."

Okay, Nick's crying and in stiletto heels? I'm losing my Nick Lachey hunky image very quickly.

[LauraGirlyy]

Yes it is what he said in the article...he also blames
"Sometimes I did walk in her shoes. It was sort of a kinky thing we liked to get into," Lachey reveals to Elle magazine about their bedroom adventures.

I'm going to pretend I didn't read that lol.