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    'Seinfeld's' Elaine's favorite contraceptive

    i have never caught this episode from the beginning. is the sponge a pill? im lost here
    "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so"

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    No, it's something you stick in your vajingo and it absorbs half a dead babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hmnyc View Post
    i have never caught this episode from the beginning. is the sponge a pill? im lost here
    no its an actual sponge

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraceptive_sponge
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    Are you sponge-worthy?? You're gonna do something about those sideburns, right!?
    It's taken me a while to learn....I'm at the point of no return.

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    Load absorbant.

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    great fuckin epsiode.......

    "he got her # off an aids walk list??"

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    the day i take my career more seriously than i do clipping my toenails is the day i stop using toenail clippers and just start bitting them off with my teeth
    Originally posted by deadmau5
    i am in the middle of a multi million dollar licensing deal. all proceeds will go directly to my cat.

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    That's one thing about the Seinfeld series -- everyone, no matter how atrocious-looking, got his/her fair share of ass. George was a complete loser, but he got laid so many times by nice-looking girls. Jerry looked like a big dildo with those skin-tight pants and big curly hair, but he got laid. Kramer got laid. Fat Newman even had some gorgeous girl who he actually dumped back in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by discodino247 View Post
    Are you sponge-worthy?? ...
    :LOL

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    elaine was a slut too

    * She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
    * She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
    * Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
    * In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
    * In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
    * In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
    * In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
    * In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
    * During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
    * In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
    * In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
    * In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
    * In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
    * In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
    * In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
    * In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
    * She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
    * In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
    * In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald.

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    Originally posted by deadmau5
    the day i take my career more seriously than i do clipping my toenails is the day i stop using toenail clippers and just start bitting them off with my teeth
    Originally posted by deadmau5
    i am in the middle of a multi million dollar licensing deal. all proceeds will go directly to my cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontLookBehindU View Post
    elaine was a slut too

    * She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
    * She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
    * Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
    * In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
    * In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
    * In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
    * In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
    * In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
    * During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
    * In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
    * In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
    * In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
    * In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
    * In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
    * In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
    * In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
    * She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
    * In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
    * In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald.
    haha Elaine has some good parts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontLookBehindU View Post
    elaine was a slut too

    * She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
    * She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
    * Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
    * In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
    * In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
    * In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
    * In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
    * In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
    * During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
    * In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
    * In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
    * In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
    * In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
    * In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
    * In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
    * In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
    * She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
    * In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
    * In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald.

    am I missing something here? where is David Puddy listed? he was most significant of them all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lance Burkhart View Post
    am I missing something here? where is David Puddy listed? he was most significant of them all!
    esp in light of slut comment

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    Puddy!! lolllllllll

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    puddy was great..his all time response
    "yea thats right..."
    It is incumbent on you, yes You, to educate yourself to a sufficient extent that you are in a position to evaluate information issued from a position of authority. You are supposed to be able to recognize silly bullshit when you hear it.

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    Puddy was awesome

    High Five
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    she also had a crush on that video store clerk whose movies picks she loved, until she realized he was like 14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lance Burkhart View Post
    she also had a crush on that video store clerk whose movies picks she loved, until she realized he was like 14
    Gene

    LOL


 

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