Paris wants you

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Whether you like it or not, you know you'll be watching!

Paris Hilton is coming back to the small screen. That's right, the Simple Life alum is working on a new reality TV show.

The premise???

"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," says a source close to the project. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."

The yet to be titled program is expected to be picked up by MTV or VH1.

According to the source, the new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life."

We love chick drama. We love it even more if there's some girl on girl making out action! Thin A Shot of Love!

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Aww....Paris Hilton has no friends, so she has to look to reality TV to get some. UsWeekly reports that Wonky McHoBag will star in a new show for MTV or Vh1. The premise? Paris is looking for a new best friend among a group of skanks. Yes, looking for a new BFF. Paris is forever 12 on the inside. 12 in a whore's body.

A source said, "The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend. Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust. The new show is going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life."

Think Flavor of Love meets Single White Female meets the short bus. I can't wait to see the turnout for this shit. I'm guessing the casting call will consist of dirty old men looking for a sure thing, Rock of Love rejects and medical professionals that want to study Paris' rare jungle STDs.